Wednesday, January 2, 2008

The Last Temptation of Christ.

After 2 days of no growth I decided to literally pull the plug on Grow Jebus. Although he gave it his best I can’t help but be a little disappointed in his size. I had hoped he’d come close to the size of Hula Girl so I could photograph them in compromising positions. The best I can do now is some up grass skirt shots.
The package said that once removed from water he would return to his tiny size. I wonder if Evangelicals were removed the religion would also. It’s worth a try.
I’m now going on a search for a Grow Mohamed; it would be interesting to see how big he gets.

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