I'm not your ride leader, there is no map or cue sheet, drug testing will be done so bring enough for everyone. the blood threshold level must have trace amounts of alcohol or sanctions will be levied this is not a race, there is no recognition for first place although there will be a LOT of recognition for last place. there are 3 neutral zones; at the beginning of the ride in the middle of the ride and the last half of the ride.
So it's all set, I figured out a route that should keep us from having to dismount our bikes. Unless you need to run for some reason. About that (reason) I think we might actually have 2 lawyers on hand in case something goes south and since we will be in South-Side Richmond for part of the ride that could come in quite handy. Also word has it an MD could make the ride but it's his night off and he don't make house calls. So that and the fact our "council" might be drunk you're basically on your own which means; bring bail money along with your insurance card and show up Friday April 1st, ride starts at 8:15 from under the south end of the Huguenot Bridge. Comment on this blog or contact the email address listed but most questions will be answered with some smart ass reply so best to just show up. Oh yeah, I've got a free head light and tail light for the first 10 douchebag riders that don't bring any lights. They suck so you're better bringing your own but...better than nothing. FOOLS