Butt Rocket

Have a safe 4th of July

My Ass Is Back!

I’ve been ignoring this here blog due to a couple of things. First of which is that my laptop checked out and I’ve been using Julies work computer when she brings it home. Not a good enough excuse in itself but it doesn’t have a camera card insert thingy to download pictures and I need visuals to inspire me to write so I bought the necessary hardwear and soon more unsavory images will appear here. But the big source of this uninspired period is Facebook; it has stolen a little of my soul while at the same time filled in many missing pieced of my past. Just like everyone else on the planet I’ve reconnected with people that were a big part of my youth and whether they wanted to see my Face or not I’ve put it in front of them. I’ve also given them the opportunity to see my ass which I’m sure most would say is what they thought of me when they knew me 20+ years ago. One friend in particular has surface that is holding a certain picture of me that I had lost decades ago and has promised to scan it and send to me. When that little piece of history arrives many questions about why I am who I am will become clear.

Because I’m Worth It

I’ve been working like a $2 whore on quarter night and just as sore so I’m taking the rest of the week off and abusing myself in a different way. 12noon ride with ‘the peahen’ then Saturday helping a new friend with his bike build at the ‘bike shed.' On Sunday after brunch in the gazebo I’ll head to Cville and build that tree house for the grand niece and then hit the trails with her dad the nephew. But I’ll be back in the salt mines on Monday to grout the floor I just tiled and fix a leaky toilet then a few days at the beach, but now I’m just bragging.

stoll it

Sure, I'm a douche bag but at least I'm not these guys

If it takes a complete asshole to be a billionaire then how come I’m not swimming in cash?

Paints like a construction worker

Little Miss Smarty Pants

My computer crashed and burned but I put the IT department on it. The tech said I’d blown the mother board but she thought the files could be saved. It’s going to be expensive though…I’ve got to build her a tree house and if I through in a Barbie she’ll keep what she finds to herself.
Never trust a 7 year old…Happy Birthday kid.