I always knew there was something special about me. Even as a kid I had a way about me, a certain attitude. I thought it was because I was a genetic superior with asthma but it’s actually deeper than that, something cosmic. It really didn’t become clear until I bought that black 1972 Chevy Monte Carlo and matching Members Only jacket back in 1981 that I realized my destiny. Now it’s clear to everyone that after decades of dedication to my cause I have found my true home.