How else is a lady gonna find a new husband after the bomb belt goes off?

Fools Ride

I'm not your ride leader, there is no map or cue sheet,
drug testing will be done so bring enough for everyone.
the blood threshold level must have trace amounts of alcohol or sanctions will be levied
this is not a race, there is no recognition for first place although there will be a LOT of recognition for last place.
there are 3 neutral zones; at the beginning of the ride in the middle of the ride and the last half of the ride.

So it's all set, I figured out a route that should keep us from having to dismount our bikes. Unless you need to run for some reason. About that (reason) I think we might actually have 2 lawyers on hand in case something goes south and since we will be in South-Side Richmond for part of the ride that could come in quite handy. Also word has it an MD could make the ride but it's his night off and he don't make house calls. So that and the fact our "council" might be drunk you're basically on your own which means; bring bail money along with your insurance card and show up Friday April 1st, ride starts at 8:15 from under the south end of the Huguenot Bridge. Comment on this blog or contact the email address listed but most questions will be answered with some smart ass reply so best to just show up.
Oh yeah, I've got a free head light and tail light for the first 10 douchebag riders that don't bring any lights. They suck so you're better bringing your own but...better than nothing. FOOLS

Underage Teen Girls Are Leaving Beer On My Porch

And all I had to do was help my neighbor, help his daughter, pull together a design and install some lighting for her basement chill-out room. I'm learning how to be nice to people and it's paying off.
I wonder who helped her with the fake ID?

Sinners Lent

Have a drink, eat some dead cow and choke your proverbial chicken now but then...
Give it all up and join me for Sinners Lent.
It's a growing movement or Growing movement for those of us that don't really have that much time for regular old Lent. A Lent Lite if you will. Starts on Valentines day and ends on April 1st (From Lovers to Fools) To break Lent on April 1st I'm having a Secret Bike Ride leaving from and ending at my house. Followed with a ring of fire, meat on the grill and beer/wine. The ride starts at dusk (when ever that is) so you don't need to skip school or work or what ever it is that you do on Fridays.
I must warn you, the bike ride is slightly dangerous and involves a small amount of trespassing. It'll be an urban night ride where at one point it would be best not to have lights and ride fast. So a cross bike or sturdy road bike would be best but a MTB will be fine too. Ride is about 2 hrs then fire and booze. What could possibly go wrong?
But you don't have to ride to attend. However bring your thick skin because you will be ridiculed and your hand slapped with a ruler.
Can't break Lent without a little suffering.

note: please pass this along to friends you know I'd like or you'd like to have here. People we don't like? Bring them along too and we'll see if we can't get them lost and possibly arrested.

Reply with a "Hells Yes" and I'll send the address.

Nice Lighting Hair Makeup. But The Wardrobe Designer Is Fired!

Religion is all show and no reality. A Sunday Sermon is produced as much as any "reality television."
Catholicism is like watching a Broadway musical with all the production and robes and angelic voices singing. Then at the other end of the ...Christian denominational spectrum there's the Pentecostals which is like watching an episode of Hee Haw.
The one common denominator of course is that the script comes from the same Hollywood writers. I think Mel Gibson told us who those people are while in a drunken rage. Or was it just after mass at his Holy Family Church in Malibu. Either way his vision is blurry and both stories lines (Old and New) were written by failed men and shouldn't win an Oscar. But we know who controls Hollywood don't we Mel. Now Islam on the other hand is the video game of religion. The World Of Warcraft or for the old schoolers Doom if you will. Where conversion is through violence. That's very Crusaders of them isn't it? Like so 11th century ago. OMG could they be less original?
Religion is not "The Real World." The Jersey Shore however is awesome. JWOW in the hizouse bitches! Or whatever the kids say these dayz.

Bike Shed Picking Up The Pace

John Pace stopped by to swap out parts from his Titus full suspension to his new 9er 29er hard tail. Nobody rides FS anymore. Why waste the energy?

John wrenches while I pack the fridge. Payment for shop use is always in advance.

Rick Hunter Builds Frames...look him up!

I however put the ass in assembly and the dick in ridickules.