Because I’m Worth It

I’ve been working like a $2 whore on quarter night and just as sore so I’m taking the rest of the week off and abusing myself in a different way. 12noon ride with ‘the peahen’ then Saturday helping a new friend with his bike build at the ‘bike shed.' On Sunday after brunch in the gazebo I’ll head to Cville and build that tree house for the grand niece and then hit the trails with her dad the nephew. But I’ll be back in the salt mines on Monday to grout the floor I just tiled and fix a leaky toilet then a few days at the beach, but now I’m just bragging.

stoll it

Sure, I'm a douche bag but at least I'm not these guys

If it takes a complete asshole to be a billionaire then how come I’m not swimming in cash?

Paints like a construction worker

Little Miss Smarty Pants

My computer crashed and burned but I put the IT department on it. The tech said I’d blown the mother board but she thought the files could be saved. It’s going to be expensive though…I’ve got to build her a tree house and if I through in a Barbie she’ll keep what she finds to herself.
Never trust a 7 year old…Happy Birthday kid.

Insert banjo music here

Seneca Rocks West Virginia

Bad Finger

Hit the wrong nail which resulted in me dropping F-bombs like a B-52 over Cambodia.
I'm taking a vote...what nail polish color should I paint the index and little finger nails?