Hayes Carll -

But Will The President Sign It?

The revision on the proposed amendment to the US Constitution defining marriage has it now as, “Between a man and two bi teenage girls.” It’s expected to pass the House and Senate overwhelmingly.

One More Dig Before You Leave

'A moment I've been dreading. George brought his n'er-do-well son around this morning and asked me to find the kid a job. Not the political one who lives in Florida; the one who hangs around here all the time looking shiftless. This so-called kid is already almost 40 and has never had a real job. Maybe I'll call Kinsley over at The New Republic and see if they'll hire him as a contributing editor or something. That looks like easy work.'

From the REAGAN DIARIES------entry dated May 17, 1986.

It’s an intertube rumor but I’ll just bet the old man was thinking what a loser his VP’s son was.

Obama and McCain - Dance Off!

Big Fun and Face Plant

3 months till 50

This is big; half my life will be down the drain but the best is yet to come so beat the rush and find my birthday present early. But what does one get a man that has everything? Well first start with Penicillin but then think about sending me something that reminds me of you…no undergarments please.

Sarah Silverman and The Great Schlep

Listen up Grandma and Pa!